Class joke of the day

What's the difference between an alien and a toy alien action figure...

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Alien - comes in peace
Toy Alien - comes in pieces


the art of lameness

The art of language

It takes a certain IQ level to understand our class language...


Soon Ming told me a joke and he ended up kena bomb...

SM : what problem does a banana face?

KX : I don't know...I'm not a banana duh...

SM : o.0 is hunch back la...

KX : hao xiao mah... ( he's so going to get bombed )

SM : hao xiao! ( no way im going down that easy )

KX : xiao la!!! ( lets see how long can u survive )

SM : ha. ha. ha. ( I bet that kx have nothing to say)

KX : good boy!!! ( haha i win...)

SM : Thank you!!! ( gladly accept your compliment!)

KX : you're welcome good boy ( victory! )

SM :( gave me a -.- look and walked away... )



Pure lameness.

OMG NEW DECKS!!!!

Today I went to Singapore together with Cuiling Jeremy and Cuiin.

Omg it was pure quality time when I went to the Magic Hall...

I ended up getting 5 new decks!!!!

Tally-Ho Red Circle Backs.
Tally-Ho Blue Fan Backs.
Bicycle Vintage New Fan Backs.
Black Ghost Deck.
The SMOKE DECK!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Those babies are AWESOME!!!!

Sooooo exquisite....

I just can't get enough of them...

They're just the best thing ever invented in this world...( besides cheese of course )

Thanks guys!!!!!!!

Lee - Lin >> 0-2

Lee Chong Wei lost against Lin Dan...

Funny I'm not surprised...

He's just too good...


He played extra well that day...

Everything was on his side - the crowd, the location, their ranking!!

Oh well silver medal...

Better than nothing...

Good try..

It's just simply ain't good enough...

WoOoOo HoOoOo EXAM'S OVER!!!!

OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!

After a torturing week...

I'm now FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so going out with my friends...

OMG FREAKIN' HIGH NOW...

I've been screaming and jumping all around for the past eight hours...

So yea percubaan' over...

Now for the main course...

Sigh..

George and Dragon's Cafe

Hell yea its was DDDDDDDelicious...

I ordered the Sirloin Steak...

I didn't know what to try so I tried a well-doned steak...

Its like eating a piece of delicious rubber...

Yup I like it anyways.

Guess what... life's not that boring after all...

Wow what an interesting week...

the past seven days isn't just plain old school days...

so here's a brief account on what happened...


OMG I'M SHORTLISTED FOR THE ASEAN SCHOLARSHIPS INTERVIEW

Wow. can you believe it?

Either ways its a fact now..

But now I don't quite know what to do and honestly I have no idea for my future plans...

Argh should I even go to the interview?

I think this requires a bit of an analysis..

So here are my options...

- Not going to the interview at all.

My parents want me to go ( of course )
But I don't really want it myself...
But It might be the best for me...

- Go to the interview. If I don't get the scholarships...

Oh yea thats the best..
I don't wanna go there anyways...
How can I leave my friends !?

- What If I really get the scholarships...

Omg that's the worst I guess...
I don't want it but I've come so far..
maybe I shouldn't give it up...
But if I accept it I might regret...
If I decline it then it might be the biggest mistake of my life...

ah dilemma...

*all comments and advices are WELCOMED.*


I SOLVED MY RUBIK'S CUBE IN 57 SECONDS!!!

Yea I noe isn't a big deal...

But hey I brokethrough the 1 minute barrier!!

( Applause and cheers )



WHAT THE HELL WENDY POLE-DANCED !!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg I can't believe that ***** did it again...

It made her look cheaper than she already is!!!!

We were just teasing her and asking for an encore...

Wtf she did it!!!!

The only difference is this time Nermit recorded the whole scene...

Good job brother...

Hey do you mind to post it on YouTube???

I can help editing the clip!!!!

Yea I know that's plain evilness and very nasty...

But I'm pretty sure you'll watch the video if it's really on YouTube...



I'M ONLINE AND TOMORROW'S PERCUBAAN!!!!

and I'm still doing it!!!!

ah alrite maybe just a while...

*30 minutes later*

Ah whatever! Who cares!

They say life's short.. so ENJOY it!!!!

All the magic tricks I want to learn

Card magic has been part of my life so far...

It would've been great if I can master all these tricks :



Fallen - Daniel Garcia

Ego - Daniel Garcia

White or Wheat - Daniel Garcia

Only Four - Daniel Garcia

Dejavu - Dan and Dave Buck

The Queens - Dan and Dave Buck

Jackson 5 Flourish - Dan and Dave Buck

Molecule Spring - Dan and Dave Buck

Twinsplit Remix - Dan and Dave Buck

Double Triuph - John Bannon

The Card Trick That Does Everything - Andy Jennings

Sudden Deck II - David Regal

Sam the Bellhop and the 654 Club - Bill Malone

Silver Surfer - Lee Asher

Thunderbird - Lee Asher

Asher Twist - Lee Asher

Cups and Balls - Dai Vernon

Invisible Pass - Dai Vernon

One-handed Faro Shuffle - Richard Turner

MacDonald's Aces - Andy Jennings Handling

Beam Deal / Snap Deal - Lennart Green

Top Shot - Lennart Green

Transp-OZ-ition - Oz Pearlman

Duck Change - Hiro Sakai

Twisted Flush - Ed Marlo and Bill Malone

Six Card Repeat - Ed Marlo



When can it all happen...

Top 10 things I want to achieve in my life!!!

I must make them a reality!!!

Random order..



- get a black ghost deck
- be able to do crazy XCM flourishes
- master trilogy card tricks
- master Chopin's etude in C min and G flat major
- pass my grade 8 piano exam
- solve a rubik's cube within 1 minute
- win a chess tournament
- get A for sejarah everytime
- achieve my black belt
- buy new Adidas snickers