Are you single?

- YEA

If not who is your b/f or g/f

- If I knew then I wouldn't be single now would I?

How long have you been together?

- I don't get this question.. I 've been together for 16 years?

If you are single do you like it?

- pretty much yea.

Any crushes on anyone right now?

- don't think so.

First kiss?

- forgot.

Ever kissed in the rain?

- no. ew acid rain.

Ever cheated on anyone?

- you mean in a card game or..?

Ever Made out With Just a Friend?
- no.

Are You a Tease?

- but of course.

Longest Relationship

- with my family. 16 years already.

Ever Get Flowers

- I think this one is meant for girls only....

Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten
- ten packets of candy?

Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?

- yes. but I don't think they can last.

Do you Fall in Love Fast

- So far I know that it takes at least 16 years.

Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?
- no. I'm straight as a perpendicular line.

Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day
- no. uh that's sad.

Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex
- yea.

Ever Been Dumped

- no.

Ever dumped someone

- nope. only rubbish.

Do you have a lot of ex's?

- none LOL!

Ever dated someone more than once?

- can I stop answering these depressing questions?

Double dates or single?

- quadruple.

Do you want to get married?

- no not now.

kids?
- what about them? they're cute. LOL.

how many?
- enough.

who are you deeply deeply in love with
- not a who. it's an it.

are you happy with him/her?

- duhs...

would you have kids with him/her
- woah... a human card... wow..