Something terrible happened today. Other than my results of course. I'll talk about that some other time.
I SAW A DEAD FLY IN MY CANTEEN NASI LEMAK. OH HELL SHIZ NO. The chilli was slightly black in colour, therefore I did not touch much of it. Mam mam mam BAM!!! A FLY. Lying there in the chilli.
What the hell man?!
I went to the lady and told her what happened. She was acting cocky and said 'Ambil datang bagi saya tengok'. I was like damn you, you're so dead. She looked at it and started sorrying. Needless to say I got my money back but that is not the point!
I continued saying that this is no laughing matter, people could get sick for this. If they don't be careful, they are going to get in trouble. Please take this seriously, please take ME seriously. I won't have to get my parents or anything to go the principal's office and file a warning letter to you people. I'll do it myself. If I were you, I would immediately collect back all the nasi lemak I sold, refund, apologize to everyone, and pray damn hard that nothing bad happens.
Sorry sorry sorry, words like that don't mean shit to me. How bout you try to extract the chilli I ate? Can you do that? You better pray that nothing goes wrong or else you are going to get it. My life was potentially in danger. No, it still IS.
You be careful.
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