Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Free Fall

Yeap. Weightless right now. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lighttt!

One whole month of studying, chiong-ing, striving, rushing, less-sleeping, reading. OVER. Finally. FINALLLYYYYYYY.

Mixed feelings. Some were easy, some were hard, most were hard. Review!

AM - No time to check.
MM - I think too much.
FZ - No one saw it coming.
KM - Too careless.
BIO - Hard but easier than expected.
SJ - Very tough for me.
PM - The usual. No hope for A+.
BI - I wrote a stupid essay.
BM - Thank god.
BC - Impossible.

I'm proud of myself that I did it all on my own, no tips/cheats/secret-answers-in-underpants/invisible ink involved whatsoever.

Not expecting straight As' this time, not this time. I really could've done better. Chentel you could be right. Maybe I'm too relaxed. I should buck up.

Haha, too late.

ENJOY THE HOLIDAY PEOPLE.

I'm definitely going to Singapore to chill. 3D MOVIE. Anyone? No one? Ah fine.

I'm going to have to replace books with cards. Byeeeeeeeeeee.

* I have improve my piano and card skills. I feel so small.*

Friday, August 27, 2010

Voilà lala

There you go. Something new.

I got sick of my old blogskin anyways. It's grey. Too dull.

So what do you think?

I like this. It's clean. It's red. It's white.

Love the red carpet feel. And it kinda looks like the back design of a card.

Yes I'm a sucker for cards.



I'll be back blogging in just a few days.

Wait for me.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

One point shy

This will probably be the last post for this month. Trial examinations.

I need to clear things up. My books. My head.

CHEMISTRY
I want to own eight valence electrons
Just eight will do
Though I'm feeling that I have nine


PHYSICS
I want high potential difference
I want low current
I want a transistor for my brain


BIOLOGY
I don't want no -ine
I don't want no -gen
I'll exchange my hypothalamus for your smile


ADD MATH
I don't want to be -1 s
I don't want to be 1/0
I want to be #


MODERN MATH
I hope things can be like you
I hope my calculator can rest
I hope parallel lines can meet


HISTORY
I'm tired of flipping through the past
I'm tired of thinking
I want to make history


MORAL
I don't want to be like you
I don't want you to be like it
Though that's what life is like


BC BM BI
Be like me
为什么要像我
Mu sepertiku

It's crazy what books can do to a person

Monday, August 9, 2010

Tear for my dear


Credits to my beloved 2-year-old cousin.


You've been with me for almost 2 years now.

You've served me well my friend.

You've mesmerized the hearts of many.

You've fooled the eyes of the skeptics.

And now.

You're naked.

How sad.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

What the if

If I passed by would you say hi?

If I said hi would you be shy?

If I'm too shy would you not sigh?

If I just sighed would you not cry?

If I just cried would you ask why?

If I asked why would you not lie?

If I just lied would you say bye?

If I said bye would you reply?



最高境界的顶真

Friday, August 6, 2010

Cardiorchestra

I had a hard time figuring out the title for this post. I want it to express how I feel. And I'm not sure what I'm feeling right now. Empty? Sad? Angry? I just feel uneasy.

庄丽霏. A former SJK(C) Pei Hwa teacher, passed away yesterday. 5 8 10. Head on car crash. She died, with her unborn child. 8 month old, so ready to see the world, yet God loves them more than we do. Another teacher died as well, rest in peace.

She never taught my class. Though she was one of the teachers who lead the year end school trip when I was primary six.

That was already 5 years ago. Yet I had a clear memory of her. She checked on my hotel room. She went in and saw my clothes. I laid them there nicely for tomorrow, shirt, pants and underpants. And she went '这个是谁的低裤?' with 低裤 pronounced as TEH KO. I could never forget that.

We even got stuck on the same ride at Genting Highlands. The spider man one, with the person lying horizontally. The thing went haywire. It stopped half way. She was afraid. I remember Yong Hing, Jeremy, Kok Wai was there too. We were unharmed.

We called her 庄妈. I think it was because throughout the trip she was like a mother to us. Taking care of us like kids, which back then we were. We had fun.

How sad. How unfortunate. How shocking. How unpredictable. That spells life.

People live. People die. It's just natural. So why are we sad when we know it's coming sooner or later? Because we're not ready. We're unprepared to lose our loved ones. And why is that? Because we're not loving them more enough. So what are we waiting for? What am I waiting for?

Learn to love. And when it's time. Let go.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Witness the miracle


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I think you get my point.

Was at Max Pavilion, Expo, Singapore yesterday. LU CHEN'S WORLD MAGICAL TOUR 2010!!!! 谦变万化!!!!

Okay uh I don't know where to start. So I reached Woodlands via my mum's car, bought some stuff, had Mega Mac for dinner, and went to take the MRT to Expo.

Woodlands > Bishan > Paya Lebar > Tanah Merah > Expo. Took about an hour to get there. Big mistake not to bring my ipod resulting in super boring 60 minute MRT ride.



Singapore Expo! Hall 1, 2, 3, 4.....9. Max Pavilion is the 1oth. Gosh. Strolled, walked, rushed.

Tickets checked, got in, found seat, sat down. Was a bit disappointed to see the painted cement floor and foil-like ceiling, it really was a hall. Was expecting to see red coloured carpets, auto folded seats and stuff like that. Maybe most concerts or shows are like that, just that I hadn't realise as I haven't been to many of those.

On my left : Couple
On my right : Guy with his LV pouch/bag
In front : Two ladies who took a million pictures of themselves. Stupid flash.
Behind me : Couple
45 degrees to my right : Couple (fine lady + fat guy)
454 degrees to my left : Family

8pm. 8.10pm. FINALLY.

The shows begun and ended. I loved it. For a detailed description on his performances, read the post below. I give it an 8/10. Wonderful show. I was expecting 9/10 though. He had some awkwards moments during his card effect close up performace. Oh well, magicians are humans too. We all make mistakes. Still, he kept calm, controlled the crowd, and brought everything into a beautiful end.

After the show, I bought his dvd set. 40SGD for three dvds. A good bargain in my opinion. Performances and some tutorials I think. Anyone interested in renting them from me? Haha.




I saw some people gathering around. Discussing his secrets. What the hell. I was pretty pissed off. First, if you wanna see a performance, your attitude should be purely to enjoy the show and have a good time. Why are you out to expose him and reveal his secrets? Second, even if you know how he does his magic, why are you discussing and telling other people about it? What the hell are you doing? Where's the ethics? Third, you probably can't do it as good as him. So shut up.
I waited for my mum outside. She smsed me saying that she got lost. Somehow I was not surprised. I saw Albert, the guy who was on tv. I saw Jeff Leong too. He's a local magician, um fairly well known in our region. An ex-smksp student! I remember seeing him hosting the lunar festival show in school when I was form 1. He was with his friends. I didn't know him so I did mingle with them. I stood and waited alone.

After some while, everyone left. Except for Jeff and his friends, and I. Then they went behind the building. I didn't follow them though. I tend to avoid crowds that I don't know. And I started to think 'Lu Chen could be at the back, I would love to get his autograph. They don't even know me. Even if I ran up to them naked they wouldn't give a damn, what's holding me back? What am I afraid of?'
And so I went. There was a crowd of about 20 people waiting there. I asked if Lu Chen's going to be there. No one knew. Then a few people started to gather at a spot. I wonder is that Lu Chen? I followed. OMG THERE HE WAS!!!!!! I ran. AHH!!!!!! He's super cool and stylish!!! His hair is like of those from anime! I rushed to him, with a deck in my hand. He seemed tired, and probably a bit upset over his mistake during the show. He did not smile a lot, though he was friendly. Everyone surrounded him. A little pushing here and there. He was busy signing dvds, cards etc. Everyone was like "刘谦老师!!! *this* 刘谦老师!!! *that*".

He took my deck and signed it!!!!! And when he returned it to me, HE LOOKED AT ME! Haha, I sound like a total fan girl who saw her korean guy idol. But really his eyes are very um... deep? Very 有神. Soon, we were asked to back up. He got into his van and left. I don't understand. Why can't famous people just spend some time to properly autograph all of his fans' item, take pictures and greet them? Why the rush? Is the airplane really taking off in an hour?

My mum was still not there. I walked around. She called me, I didn't know where she saw, she didn't know where I was. Oh shoot, roaming calls. My credit went straight from RM16 to RM1 after a few calls. Damn, service unavailabe pula. I was alone, at night, 11pm, in some place that I'm not familiar with, and I didn't know where to go.
Phew luckily after a while. I saw her, she saw me, she picked me up, we went home.

I know I know. Here you go people.


















PS : Sorry for the blurry pictures!!!

Smoke and mirrors

Lights out. Show starts.

There's a lady. There's an empty box with shimmering lights, shaped of a human. The lights got brighter and brighter then BAM! There he was, materialised from the lights, LU CHEN!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!! *crowd went crazy*

Exciting music started to blast. First act, Metamorphosis. Lu Chen went into the box, girl stands outside the box. With the wave of the shiny cloth, they switched places in a split second!!! I have seen this effect many times in videos but it just looks 1000x more awesome when it happened right in front of my eyes!!! *shouts*

(I couldn't remember clearly the sequence of this performances)

His performance was spectacular! His sense of humour was definitely what everyone enjoyed a lot. The excited got everyone sitting at the edge of their seats. He took the guy's 100SGD bank note and with nothing in his hand he changed it into two!!! Two 50's that is. Still, he had his sleeves rolled up, no way man! He did the same effect later in his show, where he took two 2SGD notes and turned it into 100SGD!!!! Untung 96SGD!!! Funny that it was the same guy who offered the 100SGD before.

He also did mentalism. He predicted the woman's handphone number!!! He got a kiss from that lady in return. Haha, what a showman!

Squeeze, a totally new never before seen stage magic effect. He said its name in Spanish. Girl goes in between two planks. The two planks are pushed together. SLAM!!! Lu Chen took out a cardboard girl from in between. Haha. And when the planks are pulled apart, the girl was there!

Then, then, then, Lu Chen sawed a women in half. A different approach to an old effect. He had two specators to tie up her neck and feet. They pulled tight on the ropes so that there's no way she could've escaped. Two real strong metal plates are slammed into her abdomen part! She was unharmed in the end. Magic!

And he did his classic card manipulation act as well. There's a minor flaw. Though the performance was really smooth and totally an eye opener. His card manipulating skills are impeccable!

I totally loved his floating linking rings! (I'm not sure of the exact name so I'll just name the effect whatever it seemed to be) You know the classic metals rings that link together. But his, OMG THAT'S JUST SICK! It was like psychic linking rings! The ring, FLOATED! And them linked themselves together!! Same thing when they separate, THEY FLOATED APART!!! I've never seen anything like it, BRILLIANT!!!

I was really surprised when he did Rene Lavand's cups and balls routine. Rene Lavand was a magician who had only one hand. Still, his magic is mindblowing and legendary. Lu Chen did the same thing, he performed Lavand's routine with only one hand. One cup, three balls. Two goes in, one goes into the pocket. THREE BALLS ARE IN THE CUP. What the?! He repeated it many times while he talked about dreams, inspiration etc. And I got fooled at the end, where he did the same thing, except for THE CUP WAS EMPTY!!! Awesome kicker!!! An inspiring performance. I have small hands, Lavand had only one. Who am I to complaint?

Then he did the Human Block Piece thingy. Um this one is nice, but rather boring compared to the others. Still I have no idea how he did it. Girls goes into a frame. She was then covered with tiles. And when he took the tiles away, the girl was gone!!!! But the head was still there!!! And after that THERE WAS NO HEAD AT ALL!!! Then she reappeared. The prestige.

He performed close-up as well. It was what I anticipated the most! He did what I think is his signature card effect. I've seen it on tv before, the 1-1o card cut. He got a specator to shuffle the deck and name any of the four suits in the deck. He then cut the deck into ten separate piles in ten seconds. Oh so...? OH HELL. The first pile had 1 card, the second pile had 2, and so on!!! All the top cards happened to be ace to ten of hearts! Then he produced the J, Q, and K of hearts with style and finesse. Still, he messed up before that. He repeated the ten cuts like 3 or 4 times. He even peaked at the cards, and arranged them a little bit. I was disappointed of course. The only card effect in his 90 minutes show. And he made a boo boo. I think there was an error in the deck setup. Still, I have no idea how was that done. I do have a theory though. (Hint : Stripper + Svengali?)

Then he made a little girl float. Gave a him tigger and a picture as a present. Sweet. It was flawless!

He borrowed 3 rings from the audience. And FREAKING LINKED THE TOGETHER. Examined by the spectators themselves, yes it was their rings. HOW COULD IT BE?! Then he separated them with magic. *flipped out*

His prediction was TOTALLY AWESOME. A guy from the audience was chosen and was said to be Lu Chen's lover in their past lives! Haha! How interesting!!! The guy was hillarious and was enjoying the crowd. Lu Chen then asked him what was her birthday in his past live. (She was a girl then). He asked him where did they went together, what they ate, what did they did in hotel room alone. Haha the atmosphere was amazing. Everyone was super enjoying it. At in the end, the board that had been hanging there untouched the whole time revealed exactly what had the guy said!!!! OMG!!! Pure magic!!!

And he wowed everyone with his Teleport Escape. His hands were tied up with metal chains. He got into the box. Attempting to escape. There was large spikes that were to be released from above and crush him. Everyone counted. 3!!!!! 2!!!!! Lu Chen shouted '等一下!!!!' BAM. Too late. The spike penetrated the box. There was silence. OUT OF NOWHERE, THERE HE WAS STANDING ON THE PLATFORM IN THE AUDIENCES!!!!!! Amazing amazing!!!!!

He ended the show with Water to Snow. Hm. I think it was a weak ending, should've picked something that ends with a SCHBOOM!!! He told a story about African kids wanting to see snow. And he took a tissue paper, cut it into the shape of a snowflake. He picked up a glass of water, had a sip, and dipped the tissue into the water. He poured everything into this hand and with a hard squeeze. THERE WAS SNOW. SNOW EVERYWHERE. A beautiful sight.

The end. Finally.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

That's impossible, so are you

I have so much to blog about yet so little time to blog.

Percubaan's around the corner. No more child's play. This means less facebook, less magic, less music, and less blogging. LESS, not none.

School chess competition is tomorrow. Excited. I'll do my best to keep my title as champion. This year a lot of us took part, mainly to ponteng kelas tambahan I think. I was hesitating to pull out or not until I saw the timetable for kelas tambahan : BM MT SJ. That makes entering the competition 100% the right thing to do. Haha. 我没有别的意思.

AND AND AND AND AND!!!!

TOMORROW I'M GOING TO SINGAPORE TO CATCH LU CHEN WORLD MAGIC TOUR!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GAWD.

You won't believe how excited I am. The well known magician that I've been watching on tv shows, countless youtube videos, FINALLY I GET TO SEE HIM IN PERSON!!!

For those who don't know who Lu Chen is, he is a professional magician. Probably The most famous magician in Taiwan. My hopes are up and I know that I'm in for a spectacular-mind-blowing-eye-opening-breath-taking-heart-thumping-action-packed-out-of-this-world-show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lu Chen does a variety of magic acts including stage magic, mentalism, manipulation act etc. He specialises in close-up magic. Which is also what I'm doing, or at least what I'm trying to do. His baby face and smile totally win the hearts of many, young and old, girls and boys, magicians and non-magicians.

Still, what I admire most in him is his originality and the way he conjures the art. He just seems so natural and confident when he is performing. His creativity and style totally captivated and inspired me. I'm still looking for the quality that he possess, the essence that makes him stand out from the 100000 magicians in the world.

He has this ability to lead everyone into the realm of magic and make the impossible possible. His words changes the atmosphere and ambience, something not all magicians can do. Some of the card magic that he does I can do too. His sleights are smooth but with enough practice I can be just as good. Still, I lack something. Something which he possesses and I don't. The touch of magic. Everything he does is magic. All you see is magic, not techniques. If we were to do the same card effect, you would be blown away by his and just laugh at mine.

You'll be thinking

"OH MY GOD?! How the hell did Lu chen do that??!!! **** *** **** *** *******!!!! No way that was real!!! Huh how what the?!!" *faints*

and

"Hmm quite interesting, I wonder what trick cards was khaixiang using..."

Yea something like that. Oh for your information, I don't use trick decks. Normal deck of 52 and a pair of hands. Pure sleight of hand and misdirection baby.

Oh of course, love his catch phrase. 见证奇迹的时刻!

That's why I have fine respect for him. I look up to him. I wanna be like him. I hope to be better than him!

OMG I'M SO GOING TO BARGE IN THE BACKSTAGE AND GET HIM TO SIGN MY DECK OR TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME!!!

I really hope I can do so!

疯掉了。

Saturday, July 24, 2010

扣一分

I forgot when was the last time I slept in on a Saturday. It's either extra class or some other events. Seriously life have changed for me, for the better or the worse? For the busier that's for sure.

Went to INTI college university's REVISION WORKSHOP. BM > BI > MT > FZ.

Walked to Soonming's house. Waited for Yonghow. Got on cab. Reached Hotel Selesa by 8am+. I like the cab driver, who charged us according to the meter. Rarity.

A lot of us were there. SMKSP had probably about 20 students there? More? Yea I think more. Sn 3 had a whole bus for them. Though we came on our own accord, and transport.

BM was really really interesting. Encik Rosland, I salute you. You're guidance will be of great significance to my method of answering questions for the upcoming percubaan. What a guy, he can even speak chinese! Like use the words in sentences correctly!

Here's a sneak peek : The way we all construct our rumusan is 6 isi tersurat + 2 isi tersirat. He said no way we'll score more than 18/30 like this. We have to assume that both of our isi tersirat
are WRONG. So I was like 'Okay how do we do it then?'. 8 tersurat + 8 tersirat. NO WAY?! Yeap. He showed us how. First time in my life I was blown away by teachers.

After that was Puan Cheah. Not sure how to spell her Cheah. Chia? Chea? She's pretty well known in Perling. Currently teaching in Seta. The session was only 1.5 hours long so we didn't really had enough time to go through everything that is in the papers. In fact for English, she didn't taught us anything very useful. All she said was to write narrative stories for cotinuous writing, and compose an original and interesting story. The rest was just jokes, laughter, examples etc. Amusing but pointless. Still I like her! She totally sounds like Pn Soh.

Uh Add Math. I pontenged. We pontenged. Makan! Abalone noodle opposite Plaza Pelangi's McD exit. Guys you have to try it! Super super nice! Had Auntie Anne's chocolate pretzel sticks for desert. Thanks Jiaen for the treat.

Back at the hotel. Sat for the last 5 minutes of the Add Math session. The guy speaking was an INTI guy, not a school teacer I suppose. Heard that Physics will be taught by him as well. Left, all of us. Haha. Hesitating to go cs catch a movie or go home.

In the end, I took the bus to cs. To change another bus so I could go home. Three of us together once again, yh sm kx. Waited for quite a long time for a bus. He got down, then we got down. He walked home, I walked home.

That's how I share my boring life with my friends. Care to join?